Are you a huge dork? Do you like putting patches on your bags and in your truck like me? Well then you’re gonna love this. It’s a patch. It’s sewn. It looks great, and you can iron it onto whatever you want. Your friends and family will look at it and say “wow! What a nice patch. What the hell is hookee. Hooke? How do you even say that?” And then you can tell them all about it and get them to buy some great stuff.